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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

You would think, of all people, she'd be paying attention.

The link right here tells of an unfortunate incident for the notriously fast Denard Span. As it turns out, Span struck his own mother with a foul ball during an at-bat in a Spring Training game against the Yankees. One would think your eyes would certainly be on the batter when your son is up. I don't know how well struck the foul ball was. Mrs. Span was okay, however. And she did confirm with our beat reported on the scene (that I just fabricated now) that she is also FAST!!!!

Stay tuned as I come up with a name for this fake beat reporter.

-APT

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